Award Winning Social Commentary
And now... Some Award Winning Social Commentary:
OJ Simpson is an idiot. Not only is OJ Simpson an idiot, he's basically admitting on national television that he's a murderer. What an idiot! Look, here's a picture of him from an old Hertz commercial:
He's supposed to be running to a rental car (or something) but I bet he's really running away from the COPS!!! Because he's a murderer. And an idiot.
Thank you.
Please leave all Pulitzer Prizes and other assorted, lesser, journalistic awards with my secretary (my secretary is my girlfriend's cat; his name is Silus!).
OJ Simpson is an idiot. Not only is OJ Simpson an idiot, he's basically admitting on national television that he's a murderer. What an idiot! Look, here's a picture of him from an old Hertz commercial:
He's supposed to be running to a rental car (or something) but I bet he's really running away from the COPS!!! Because he's a murderer. And an idiot.
Thank you.
Please leave all Pulitzer Prizes and other assorted, lesser, journalistic awards with my secretary (my secretary is my girlfriend's cat; his name is Silus!).
posted by Clinton at 9:36 AM
3 Comments:
What's worse is that people are going to buy it and make it a best seller. Sickening.
Maybe now he can scrape together some scratch to pay the Goldman family, let's see ... um, any of the money a jury awarded them in the civil case.
But probably not. We'll have to wait for the huge advance he'll undoubtedly get for his next true-ish crime thriller, The Juice's Noose.
Ha ha ha! I get it! Oh, OJ jokes, they never get old. *whispers* What? He's really doing that? Oh...I'm speechless.
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