Let's End The Week On This Bacon...
At first I was like "Yum," but then I thought about what the guy's hands must have been like after he spent fifteen minutes lacing all that bacon together... all greasy and cold and coated with raw-bacon diseases... and then I started a dry heave that I expect to keep going well into Autumn.
You know what's a bad idea? Getting a tattoo while drunk. You know what's also a bad idea? Getting a tattoo while hungry. They'll ask you, "So what do you want written across you're back? What means so much to you that you want it immortalized forever?" And you'll let your stomach do the talking and suddenly fat guys are mocking you on blogs you've never heard of and your whole life is all about the tattoo you got when you should have just had a BLT.
If you're going to do a couple costume, at least make it interesting. Like, dye your hair black and paint your faces all pale and dress kinda matching goth and tell everyone you're creepy, incestuous siblings that love each other very, very much. For example. Don't just pick something out of a catalogue. That's just lazy. You nerds.
posted by Clinton at 1:55 PM
7 Comments:
That bacon weave looks like tasty awesomeness.
I think the Bacon Street Crips are a hard core street gang. Either that or the bitches of every other gang on the planet.
My favorite couple costume was a lady in a cardboard box painted to look like bricks with a guy in overalls with a sign around his neck that said "The Bricklayer". Funny.
Oh, but I love you so, darling brother of mine!
I just wonder how you managed to come across that pic.
If you like bacon...and let's face it...who doesn't....then you should check this out.
http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2008/02/27/bacon-cups/
And I wonder...has anybody combined the mahvelous taste of bacon with the sweet taste of chocolate? I think chocolate-covered bacon could be a hit!
(A hit to the arteries....)
--TFKoP
Check back through the archives around Valentines Day of this year... we totally ate chocolate and bacon.
that bacon weave is far better looking than some of the weaves on people i've seen on the 'r' train...
plus, on the tatt... it could be worse, i mean, what if he had gone with:
CORNED BEEF AND SWISS CHEESE
or
GRITS
see? it could be worse... jus' sayin'.
jajaja the perfect couple, like the fat and the thin, like the night and the Viagra Online, bacon is perfect to be part of almost anything, just look inclusive can be used to make a shirt.
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