Hotter Than You

We (the Northeast) are currently getting our asses handed to us by a heatwave. It's particularly bad for those of us that live in Brooklyn, a city that shuns central air conditioning like it was an open-sore sexual encounter. I'd write about my own personal attempts to stay cool, but Three Toed-Sloth already did it, and did it better than I would have. Here, holla at this girl:

http://thethreetoedsloth.blogspot.com/2006/07/how-to-survive-night-in-heat-wave.html

Besides, I would have just told you to take off your pants. And you would have, too. Because I'm so damn smooth.