Awww, What a Cute... OH MY GOD!!!

Woah, woah, woah... it is way too early in the morning for something like this:

http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/two-face-kitten.wmv

Apparently, this is a real thing; no fake computer trickery, no special latex molds, no nothing. Just pure, uncut genetic freakery. The creepiest part, besides it being a kitten with two faces, is that the mouths are, according to the video, mewling in unison!!! Um... I believe I speak for everyone when I say, "...the fuck?"

I'm pretty sure this is one of the signs that an Apocolypse is about to give humanity the flying off-the-ropes elbow.

Watch your backs, kiddos. And buy lots and lots of Meow Mix.