Drinks For Summer

I'm off of work today and I don't feel like writing something ultra-pithy or, really, anything that requires a whole lot of effort.

So...

Make yourself a drink:

The Greyhound:

1 part good vodka
3 parts grapefruit juice (freshly squeezed will make you a better person)
Salt for the rim of the glass

Take a tumbler and salt it's rim. Combine the liquids. Drink. Repeat. Fall over.

Karate Kick

1 part rum or vodka
1 part pineapple juice
1 part Sprite
1 part cranberry juice

Combine all liquids. Drink. Combine more. Keep drinking. Keep combining. Oh god, yes.

The Classic

1 bottle of cheap whiskey
1 rocks glass
1 grimey bar that looks like ground zero of a hepatitus outbreak

Find bar. Claim an empty stool. Have whiskey poured into rocks glass. Drink. Again. And again. Congrats, you're Robert Mitchum or Humphrey Bogart or any classic film noir actor of your choosing.