A Thank You To Seasonal Sugar
My show has been cancelled. My girlfriend has a shitty teacher in grad school that makes her life miserable. It's grey and nasty outside. North Korea's got the bomb. Baseball season's nearly over. I'm broke. Aircrafts are crashing into buildings on the Upper East Side. Sexual predators are roaming Myspace like big cats on the Serengetii. Everyone's going to get the flu at some point this year. Republicans are everywhere.
However.
Although all of this is true, although times are tough and getting tougher, although life's not fair and never has been, although thieves get rich, saints get shot and God don't answer prayers a lot, one thing remains a stalwart, getting us through this hard scrabble up the great hill of existence:
Or at least they help us get through October. Thanks, boys, for being delicious!
However.
Although all of this is true, although times are tough and getting tougher, although life's not fair and never has been, although thieves get rich, saints get shot and God don't answer prayers a lot, one thing remains a stalwart, getting us through this hard scrabble up the great hill of existence:
Or at least they help us get through October. Thanks, boys, for being delicious!
posted by Clinton at 3:11 PM
3 Comments:
That's odd, because they aren't big fans of you. Just kidding. Keep your chin up!
Oh man, I'm crazy for the corn. It doesn't seem to have any ingredients beyond corn syrup and food coloring, but somehow the deliciousness is beyond belief!
No, you're forgetting the key ingredient... HALOWEEN MAGIC!!! Goblins make it. That's why when you eat candy corn after October 31st it tastes gross and you wonder why you ever thought of putting it in your mouth in the first place.
It's only good during the month of October. Because of MAGIC!!!
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