Satan Takes a Dump

More about the wedding soon (I know, you're all just dying inside), but just a quick word; a warning actually.

If anyone asks you to accompany them to a showing of the new The Omen remake, slap them hard across the face, steal their wallet and run to saftey. Tell an adult if there's one around. I happened to see it last night 'cause I'm cool like that and, trust me folks, it's like a dog's ass, but with more Liev Schrieber.

Ignore my warning at your own peril, my sexies.