Astronauts in Love
By now, we're all familiar with this story about the crazy, kidnappin' astronaut and the man she loved. Besides being an extremely entertaining story, as well as redefining the word "wacky," it was also the subject of...
Yesterday's Best Conversation
Me: Hey, did you hear about this thing with the astronauts?
My Cubicle-mate, Andrew: Kinda, what happened?
Me: This one lady astronaut was in love with this dude astronaut, who was their shuttle captain, and so she attempted to kidnap and murder this other lady astronaut whom she thought was a rival for his affection.
Andrew: (pause) Did this... happen... in space?
Love it. If the crazy astronaut woman had been smart (and not just crazy), she totally would have waited until they were all up in space to go on her attempted rampage because, right there, you've got the best love story ever. The film rights practically sell themselves.
Yesterday's Best Conversation
Me: Hey, did you hear about this thing with the astronauts?
My Cubicle-mate, Andrew: Kinda, what happened?
Me: This one lady astronaut was in love with this dude astronaut, who was their shuttle captain, and so she attempted to kidnap and murder this other lady astronaut whom she thought was a rival for his affection.
Andrew: (pause) Did this... happen... in space?
Love it. If the crazy astronaut woman had been smart (and not just crazy), she totally would have waited until they were all up in space to go on her attempted rampage because, right there, you've got the best love story ever. The film rights practically sell themselves.
posted by Clinton at 9:30 AM
5 Comments:
I keep laughing about the mug shot, both how bad the astronaut looks, and at the same same time how she looks exactly like one of the admins on my floor.
Also, due to this I have yet to read anything other than a diaper was worn. Did this really happen in space?
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I think we're just going to have to all agree that this did, in fact, happen in space. The real way it went down is just lame. And that mugshot is AWESOME; never has an astronaut looked so haggard.
Tag Line: "In space, no one can hear you fall in love."
*dies laughing*
I can't even come up with a witty comment about that... seriously... whoo... *wipes away tears*
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