Tuesday, April 25, 2006

UPDATE: Fancypants

Just got back from my tuxedo fitting where I was informed that I will not, NOT, be wearing a bow tie. They've opted for the "long tie" look, which is fine aesthetically, I guess, but it's really hurting my James Bond fantasy and that's not cool. You hear me, Joel!!!! How am I going to fight off Dr. No and OddJob in a long tied tuxedo??? It's like The Lone Ranger without his black mask or Batman without the homoerotic subtext.

I'm so going to be in a funk about this for the rest of the day. Also, I should probably cancel my Aston-Martin rental.

(Heavy sigh)


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