- Late sleeping
- Three (3) long, 90-block walks
- Sweatiness, much
- Cold showers, lots of
- Dinner with friends
- One (1) excellent cheeseburger
- Party in Brooklyn
- Four (4) large margaritas made with, apparently, gasoline
- One (1) Snapple bottle filled with pilfered vodka
- One (1) hangover
- Three (3) Mets games on TV
- One (1) street fair in Manhattan
- Zero (0) assassination plots foiled
- Four thousand (4,000) cries of "Summer can fucking blow me!"
- One (1) sunburn
- Sleep disrupted by stagnant, humid temperature
- Ten (10) ninjas defeated*
- Thoughts of our nation's soldiers, not as many as I should have
- One (1) half-assed, lazy blog post that you're currently reading
*This happened in a dream, but it still counts. Because I said so, that's why.
Only One (1) hangover?
ReplyDeleteI know, I know... I've let everyone down. I'll try harder next time.
ReplyDeleteIf a hangover lasts two days, does it count as one, or two?
ReplyDeleteIf it's the same hangover, than it only counts as one. Points for stamina, though.
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