Zombie Fights Shark!

All Hail C-dog For real this time.

Carl was asleep and then, in a unit of time heretofore unexplored by science, he was awake, and violently so. His head had been stuffed with...

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Seeing as how I haven't published anything meaningful since the end of March, and seeing as how I can't even get my shit together lo...

Anyone who knows anything about how much of a gaywad I am knows that I love American Idol with a passion that's getting a little uncom...

Because I care deeply about the world around me (HAHA, this IS fiction!), I stayed up all night reading the entire Health Care Reform Bill t...