NOTE: Remember this moment in time, for it will forever be known as the day that ZFS! officially "went there" with regards to 5th-grade humor involving the posterior of a barnyard animal. And just think... You were here. You're a witness to history. When Ken Burns does the inevitable documentary on this blog, I bet he'll totally want to interview you.
OMG!!!
ReplyDeleteMy BFF Helene always says "chicken butt" when you ask her "Guess What?".
Hahaha.
It took me a sec to get it.
ReplyDeleteIs that a good or bad thing?
Hey thats what I call my wife. How dare you make fun of her.
ReplyDeleteWhen Ken Burns inevitably documents this blog, the fourteen part PBS retrospective will begin with a slow fade in and zoom on this picture, with narration by a gravelly-voiced and really old Mets fan.*
ReplyDelete*NOTE: The really old Mets fan will likely be famed jazz clarinetist Alberto Socarras.
I hope Ken Burns doesn't put too much fucking sad, jangly banjo behind my interview.
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate that.
Ken Burns huh? I better go get my hair did :)
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Ken Burns can lick it.
ReplyDeleteI'll do the fucking interviews, and I'll put all the sad, jangly banjo behind Stew's interview that I want.
So there.