Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Worst. Tattoo. Ever.



The fact that the tattoo "artist" made her look like one of the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes isn't even the worst part. No, the real tragedy is the bit above the portrait that clearly says, "In Loving Memory."

This poor girl is dead and THAT'S how she's going to be remembered!!!

Seriously, yeesh. When I go out, I want to be immortalized with a giant mural bearing my likeness rendered entirely in Skittles and broken Budweiser bottles. And when I say, "giant," I mean "at least seven stories high." Anything shorter and I'm going to haunt the ever-lovin' shit out of some people. And it says that in my will, too, so it's legally binding.

Source is here

20 comments:

  1. Bad tattoo's are a HUGE pet peeve of mine.

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  2. I just think they're hilarious. Except for this one. This one is just sad.

    Also, it's yet another brick in the wall of why I'll never get a tattoo unless it's of something hard to screw up, like a baked potato.

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  3. Wait. When did Ugly Betty die?

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  4. (rimshot)

    For real, though, I think Ugly Betty is Totally Cute Betty (I haven't technically watched the show, however). Is it just me?

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  5. A baked potato with flames coming from it would be an awesome tattoo!

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  6. Or flames with baked potatoes coming from them. Either one, really.

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  7. I think a radioactive baked potato would be cool.

    Mosh Potato

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  8. THAT would be the BAD ASSIEST.

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  9. Anonymous4:56 PM

    I just said a big HA! at my desk, and when I realized she was dead I said a louder HA!. Im sorry, I cant help it.

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  10. Anonymous8:08 PM

    Maybe the tattoo is supposed to be depicting her as a bridzilla? Or, at the least a whacked out prom date?

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  11. WOW. WOW. WOW.

    I dunno I'd like it if Jew got a tat of me if I passed... on her left cheek ;)

    ~Irish

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  12. Midwesterner... It's okay, I did too. I feel bad about it, but I also have to marvel at how cruel life is sometimes.

    Beehive... Bridezilla! Totally! God, there was a really shameful period of my life last summer when I (along with Girlfriend) got way addicted to that show.

    Irish... Take pictures!!! Um... I mean, that's nice, Irish.

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  13. I think the outlined teeth are the biggest problem here. It makes her look like she's got big scary braces that aren't present in the photo at all!

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  14. Yeah, the teeth are really the source of the badness. Very horror movie.

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  15. This is the creepiest tattoo I've ever seen...

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  16. Anonymous7:56 PM

    sniff...sniff...i sorry but that's so sad!

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  17. Anonymous8:27 PM

    I feel sorry for you! can't be easy too see that ugly tattoo on youre arm everyday.

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  18. That DOES look like crap!

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  19. Anonymous7:05 PM

    As a recipient of a tattoo, you have every right to say "no" if you don't like the art. Clearly this person was drunk or blind - or just really cruel.

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  20. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Someone should name the tattoist before he maims someone else

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