Early Morning Dispatch (With Hot Fudge!)
There's not really any story here... just wanted to check in with the few readers I have left that aren't spam robots or people who arrived here accidentally after Googling "shitting ladies." It's been awhile since I actually let you all know what's going on in my life.
Anyway, I'm drinking a lot and eating dessert toppings with plasticware at 3:30 in the AM. That's kind of where I'm at.
How about you guys? What's new? Anyone dead I should know about? Anyone give birth to a baby? And if so, is the baby deformed in some sort of cool way? Like webbed feet or it's got a tail? Because a picture of said deformity would probably make me laugh my ass off, provided it was sent to me via email.
I would also appreciate nude pictures of you or your loved ones sent via email.
Bank information, too.
NOTE: I don't want to see any wangs!
2ND NOTE: Okay, maybe some wangs, but only if they're well lit and there's some stage make-up involved.
Blogging while drunk is fun, though, right? Want some hot fudge? I like sharing.